The Adventures of Holey Cheeseman

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As we join our hero, Holey Cheeseman, he is currently facing his toughest challenge yet, beating Mario Brothers on the Nintendo Entertainment System. And currently he is wining. But as he enters the Castle on World 8 he dies from the time limit due to the fact he can’t find the right path to Bowser. So he gives up and goes for a walk around town. He enters a restaurant but is turned away due to his unpleasant odor. Every place he goes to eat he is turned away, so he heads to the Super Market. As he enters many leave because his smell is so awful. He picks up what he needs and quickly leaves from embarrassment. Soon after he walks by a T.V. store and hears a voice that gives him a chill down his spine. He turns to see Robo-Teddy on the screen, with a message that repeats over and over.

“Holey Cheeseman, if you do not come to 112 Hippopanonymous Drive at 12:00 noon I will destroy the entire city with this…” He points and a bomb is shown on T.V. He laughs hard, “See you there.” Holey Cheeseman quickly heads to the address only to find Morton waiting for him.

“Stop right there,” he yells. “Move any closer and I’ll eat you!”

“Who are you?”

“I am Morton the Hungry Hungry Hippo. I am here to eat you.”

“Why?”

To see why go here.
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